Its a slang term but its also a social implication, in that you get dogs then you get dugs. You get, aww look at that wee dog then you get, watch that fucking dug.

The very first moment you got a taste of independence - when word had spread in your school that somebody’s mum and dad were going away for the weekend, and that the person was having a party. Now the person never knew they were having a party - perhaps having is the wrong choice of word - they were getting a party. When I was growing up, it was called an empty - it derives from the fact that the person would have the house to themselves, an empty house - thus, an “empty”.

Now you musn’t confuse the empty with the high school parties you see in American movies, yeah? “Hey man, you guys - you guys know a kid called Chad Hogan?” “Yeah, man! Everyone knows Chad Hogan, dude! He’s like, the coolest kid in high school?” “Well Chad Hogan’s mom and dad are going away to Long Island for the weekend, man.” “There’s a party at Chad Hogan’s place?” “Yeah! Spring Break, yeahhh!”

Then it shows you Chad Hogan’s party - they guy’s booked a band for his living room! Everybody’s nodding and drinking from these plastic cups - “Great party Chad, yeah! Woohoo!” A bedroom door opens and some guy emerges - “Guess who got to first base last night?! Yeah!” The guy’s 35 years old. Those weren’t the kind of parties we had. We didn’t have Spring Break - we had the Easter Holidays.

A lot more tension in an empty - somebody’s psycho cousin would disrupt the ambience by announcing he’d purchased twelve cans - drank two, spilt one, but only had seven left. “Turn that music off - we’ve got a can thief - fucking turn that down!” Somebody else in a corner smoking a joint and blowing it into your labrador’s face - an intelligent dog, as well, and it’s sitting there frazzled. Another guy’s just trying on people’s jackets - “Does this one suit me?” Not even “does it fit me”? The guy’s a petty thief but he’s also a fashionista. The same guy at the end of the night’s walking out holding a microwave - “I think you’ll find I brought this with me…. and I don’t care for the accusation. I mean, why would I steal a microwave?” (x)

brett-jordan:

Isle of Skye, Scotland.
35mm.

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BRU gets you through when you spend more time looking for a film than watching it

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DAWN CROSSING by kennybarker

Well done Metro on your headlining skills. I did appreciate this one, Neigh danger. I’m easily amused.

outaboutaround:

Visiting Abbotsford, the home of Sir Walter Scott!

Anonymous asked:
It's a shame you're gonna stop spending so much time on this blog. I've only just found it. I'm from New Zealand and love learning about Scotland and I love this blog. I hope you don't stop it for good.

Awh, I do apologise for the timing. It’s definitely not for good though, this place is like my baby now. I’ll continue making memes so there is something to post when I feel it’s time and I might reblog some stuff in the meantime. I’m just not going to be quite the presence on here for a little while and hopefully I can give the place a new look and feel. :) 

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Anonymous asked:
perhaps someone else to help running the blog? :)

Hello, it is something that I have considered in the past and could be considering again. 

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